Showing posts with label Dadventures Dadeland. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dadventures Dadeland. Show all posts

Saturday, November 27, 2010

A Shark's Tale: Fishin on Biscayne Bay; Miami, FL


As a kid, I spent every other Thanksgiving with my pops his parents in Miami.  Grandpa had a 27-foot Vega that we would take out into Biscayne Bay and if the wind was good we would hit Stiltsville by lunch and turn back for dinner.  Every once and a while I would get a chance to jump over, cool off in the waves and grab the tiller for the ride back.


These days the boat is sold, Grandpa isn’t getting out on the Bay with Shake-a-Leg as much as he used to, but we’ve gotten Uncle David to get the ole fishing boat out of mothballs.  Sydney caught the fishing bug this summer in Tolland, but the ocean is a whole ‘nother deal.  He and David cast in and two minutes later pulled in a twelve inch black grouper (small by their standards, not Sydney’s).  I pulled up a ten inch porgy, so David filleted it and threw it on his heavy tess line.  Five minutes later that rod bent in half and David shouted “reel her in Sydney.”


Now David is 6’3”, 250 in his skinny jeans and he was straining.  That’s when we noticed the yellow tipped fins off the shoals.  He handed me the rod and that baby started running.  Barracuda?  Scuba diver? The bottom? One flip later and David knew we had a lemon shark and it wasn’t gonna be small.  Thirty minutes of reelin’ while Sydney shuffled off to the far end of the boat to watch and David (and my new brother-in-law) spelling me and we had that six foot, sharp-teethed, beautiful creature parallel to the boat.  We snapped a few shots, David cut the line and within minutes we saw another fin two hundred yards off twice as tall as our new found friend.  Thank goodness I hadn’t brought Sydney’s swimsuit.


Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Coral Castles and Strawberries Fields Forever, Redlands, FL




































Miami.  You're thinking blue waters, South Beach clubbin' it with Jay Z, long stretches of beach with infinity pools.  That is so last year people.  Come on, hit the Redlands with the locals.  Now I know rural Florida isn't what makes us Beantowners fly south for spring break, but it sure is fun for the kids.  Back in the 80's when everyone else was runnin' drugs (or runnin' from drugs) on the beach, I was heading down to farm country with my grandparents.  What no beach first thing in Miami?  Please people, first sign of sun and we hit our fav seaside kiddie spot at Matheson Hammock.  But when the beach gets hot, nothing hits the spot like a strawberry shake at Knaus Berry Farm.


The Dunkers, a sect of German Baptist who dress suspiciously like Amish run a great You Pick'em down here.  Why wait till July for Land's Sake Strawberry Festival in Weston when you can hit the season in Miami in April.  Plus, the cinnamon buns are out of this world.  We asked for a rec for lunch, they suggested our old haunt the Fruit and Spice Park's cafe.  This place is a trip unto itself, with 37 acres of fruit bearing trees, many of which you have never heard of.  We came for the shrimp tacos of all things, but the fruit sampler with mulberries was certainly the highlight.


A trip south of miami is certainly a waste though without a stop off at the Coral Castle.  This place is a roadtrip institution to the tune of the World's Largest Twine Ball in Darwin, Minnesota.  Latvian immigrant (alright, my people were Lithuanian, but close) Ed Leedskainin spent the Depression and beyond hauling hundreds of tons of coral around south Florida to make one of the creepiest palaces we've ever seen.  This guy even inspired Billy Idol to write the track "Sweet Sixteen" about his long lost love.  So, if the beach has you bored or burning, head south on Tourista Route One for a little tour of rural south Florida, the Redlands await!

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Beautiful Miami: Fairchild Tropical Gardens













Where do you go for floral fun?

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Parrots, Shmarots: Pinecrest Gardens, Pinecrest, FL
















Pinecrest Gardens
11000 Red Road,
Pinecrest, Florida


Reasons to venture:

  • Good riddance Parrot Jungle, the beautiful fauna's a lot nicer since you moved those squawking birds to the middle of Biscayne bay.
  • The Splash 'N Play is the best $3 for two hours I ever spent.
  • Sydney and I caught a turtle as big as his torso, yeah, yeah, we let it go...
How do you beat the heat in south Florida?

Bienvenidos Kiddie Pool: Matheson Hammock, Miami, FL
















Matheson Hammock Park

9610 Old Cutler Road
Miami, FL


Reasons to venture:
How do you avoid South Beach (SoBe - come 'on, really?)